“When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that David Tyree was saving your sorry ass.”

As much as it’s fun to picture God with one of those stupid Green Bay “shareholder” certificates framed on his living room wall behind the La-Z-Boy, I prefer to think of God as a Giants fan because Eli Manning is the funniest quarterback to picture being carried along the beach (toward another Super Bowl victory over…

“Actually I hate all of you. Why won’t anyone give Tebow a shot? He won a playoff game!” -God

Sauces now range from mild to HADOUKEN!

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter.

as a raiders fan, i am sickened by 49ers fans behavior

Oh man, this gem just happened:

Does this mean Romo is not elite?

nobody is dumb enough to take over fuckin’ syria.

Stan Lee is now just Stanly.

He does bear a slight resemblance to Heisenberg!

This guy’s probably having a great time at the office right now, pretending not to notice everyone else pretending not to notice the big-ass lump on his head.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

Now the saddest part... Why not let Russia stabilize the Middle East if they can? Why do we have to control everything? If we can help Russia, and gain better relations with them, couldn’t we have the same kind of relationship with them that we have with Europe? You know, work together instead of having to have our…

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

I think your assumption that the opening of Iranian oil supplies will benefit Russia is flawed. In the short and medium term, the massive input of Iranian oil and gas will further depress prices from where they are now. Current low prices are killing the Russian economy, which relies on expensive crude and natural gas…

Yeah I’m sorry but they did not have the ‘right’ to annex part of Ukraine. They may have pulled it off without major consequences but it was still wrong. Legally and morally.

Assad > ISIS, I mean for real. Bush opened Pandoras box and now 13 years later it’s basically Road Warrior out there. Putin and Russia have every right to keep their Naval port just as in Ukraine. Why are we so hell bent on pushing everyone around to what end? To prop up Saudi Kings and Princes?

It’s already out.

Does it require the original to play? I’m very confused by the way they’re marketing it and by the pricing structure with the deluxe and legendary editions.