...but I liked Dead Island :(

No no no, Bootstraps McGee over there is an ardent Republican. Taking public money for private gain would be heresy.

What country is the name Schilling from? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, CURT?

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

Mediocre!

11,000 at the one event? Wow. Soon gaming events will rival the crowds at a Tampa Bay Rays home game.

They need to just both go to the HOA instead of trying to solve the loud music complaints themselves.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

I love how the screengrab shows the anchor gently cupping Deez Nuts.

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

LOL.. thats his “I SEE BOOBIES!!!” face.

To make matters worse, the woman’s name was revealed later to be Dave Magary, marking the second verbal assault in as many days levied against her.

My favorite part is his comment was "edited". Something in there was just too harsh and he had to go back and make some changes.

haha! THAT’S WHAT THEY SAID!!

It is thrown.

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

- Jaqen H’ghar

Pudding cups aren't cheap. A man needs to eat.

“There are no zoning laws. You can build a titty bar inside an elementary school.”