Except that Karen has a costco brand hydro flask and not a hydro flask branded hydro flask so um, she’s not as VSCO as Shasta... Karen knows this and just saved enough for a hydro flask hydro flask and will subtly switch it out and be like, “Whatever, I’ve always had this one”.

Why would they need a scheme for Harris? She came to power sucking Willie Brown’s dong as his whore mistress. Why do you need to make something up?

But it wouldn’t be as click-bait-y if it read, “Chappelle’s transgender comedienne friend dies by suicide”

Does Paul Rudd do bad movies?

Silver:  China told me not to suspend NBA action with China... So, no.

He’s like Madison Bumgarner but without the rings.

Camp fire was Santa Rosa/Napa?

A lot of them- Ones that PG&E is getting sued for billions for.

Poop with the door open. And then tell him or her that you shat the shape of a perfect cursive capital S. The person would be a true friend if they came for a look.

Who has that yellow striped t-shirt and wears it?  You lost me at your yellow striped shirt.  Good day, Sir.

It’s “fictional” but titled: ‘Regret: I Dated the Asshole Anti-Vaxer’.  McCarthy ruined this guy...

That was the Cesar Romero Joker, right?

I just proved that I referenced natural selection in the correct context and that you are a dolt.

nat·u·ral se·lec·tion

I so wish that she would have achieved such fame by being devoured by the lion, proving again and again, you can slow it down with advances in medical technology and liberal social programs, but YOU CANNOT STOP NATURAL SELECTION!!!

I’m glad I didn’t get my kids tickets for Hell in a Cell... It is now down to three matches...

I always thought King Missile’s ‘Detachable Penis’ would make a good animated short (no pun intended).  This film is that, but not as fun.

But if I were to walk away when i hear that tone of voice, my son will continue watching youtube videos instead of reading like he should be...  

Sarah MacLachlan for doing the SPCA commercials??

‘Mushroom Cloud Layin’ Motherfucker’ would be cool too, but would take up a lot of space on the tailgate...