Fucking Dir!

What’s up with dudes putting towels on a flat bench, a decline bench, and incline bench to reserve the equipment to do circuit training?? That’s not cool, right?  These guys can easily crush me so I say nothing...

This... Junior Varsity at best..

This is fantastic!

To hell with those shoes. I stand with Kaepernick. As such, I don’t carry hundred dollar bills, don’t use the public library, denounce electricity, own two pairs of glasses instead of one pair of bifocals, don’t look at my car’s odometer, and don’t use flippers when snorkeling because of their slave-owning racist…

I’d be okay if Jake Gyllenhaal and Bradley Cooper both stepped into Thunderdome, each armed with some knives and a bat, and only one of them came out...  Two of them is too many....

Same...

I imagine the tall guy w/ long brown hair saying, “Do you know who my dad is?”

I betray my generation because I think the Beastie Boys are meh... Some of my closest friends are all, “Oh my God, Beastie Boys are the best... They were so ahead of their time, they played instruments and stuff!”...

What??

Oh no!

I used this for a few days... I started getting Feminine Wash advertisements in my Facebook feed.  

No.  Vinyl deserves better than that $13 basket.

No.  Vinyl deserves better than that $13 basket.

So no matter how good you wipe, no pool?  Harsh!

He had appeal because he was in a punk band, right? Was that him?

Foul balls are a mother fucker... I take in a lot of baseball games— SF Giants (hold your applause, please) and Sacramento River Cats games... At Cats games, we sit right over the corner of the dugout so my kids can high five players and get autographs between innings- I caught a line drive foul, bare handed, and it…

She won’t win the primary though- Biden will- A rich, old, white man. And then Harris supporters will be told, “Shut the fuck up and endorse the candidate!”. and Harris supporters will become disenfranchised with politics... And then Trump wins ago- Deja vu.

I saw five minutes and it met my expectations— Everyone was talking at the same time- Hot mess...

Get a RIF notice from your company informing you that in five months, you’ll get laid off and get a half-year’s salary... That makes time in the interim come to a SCREECHING HALT! 

They’re dividing the party a year ahead of elections...