I betray my generation because I think the Beastie Boys are meh... Some of my closest friends are all, “Oh my God, Beastie Boys are the best... They were so ahead of their time, they played instruments and stuff!”...

What??

Oh no!

I used this for a few days... I started getting Feminine Wash advertisements in my Facebook feed.  

No.  Vinyl deserves better than that $13 basket.

No.  Vinyl deserves better than that $13 basket.

So no matter how good you wipe, no pool?  Harsh!

He had appeal because he was in a punk band, right? Was that him?

Foul balls are a mother fucker... I take in a lot of baseball games— SF Giants (hold your applause, please) and Sacramento River Cats games... At Cats games, we sit right over the corner of the dugout so my kids can high five players and get autographs between innings- I caught a line drive foul, bare handed, and it…

She won’t win the primary though- Biden will- A rich, old, white man. And then Harris supporters will be told, “Shut the fuck up and endorse the candidate!”. and Harris supporters will become disenfranchised with politics... And then Trump wins ago- Deja vu.

I saw five minutes and it met my expectations— Everyone was talking at the same time- Hot mess...

Get a RIF notice from your company informing you that in five months, you’ll get laid off and get a half-year’s salary... That makes time in the interim come to a SCREECHING HALT! 

They’re dividing the party a year ahead of elections...

I think I’m a pretty decent investor and would gladly line up my returns against anyone else here to prove it, but am completely confused by this article... Maybe it was the bad Elon Musk example...

Fuck me-- I was about to type pictures or it didn’t happen... Then I scrolled down...  

It looks like my wife’s Honda Pilot.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/31/upshot/liberals-immigration-children-border-misinformation.html

I want for Manny Machado to fight Yasiel Puig and somehow they both lose..

If you crack a dish, can’t you just pour milk on it and the crack goes away?

If you crack a dish, can’t you just pour milk on it and the crack goes away?

Are you pro-life then?

lower case z’s and g’s look a lot alike too- zoo or goo?