She is annoying AF.  Makes me want to go vegetarian...

Use birth control...

My kid’s little league team did that at the beginning of the season... Their manager blew a blood vessel in his neck... 

Killing babies isn’t healthcare.

Okay, you had me at German Twitter...

So did you see the one where Rey is carrying Luke’s baby?

My little sister is in that earnings group- She dines out, on average, four days a week. She always has the newest smart phones... She even has a thermostat she can control with a smartphone... She also has to borrow money from our parents pretty often to cover her bills....

I promise.. The person who got the $5k bottle who thought it was a $70 bottle said something like, “It was okay.. Not $70 okay, but just okay”.

I think the reaction of the young lady with the beer bottle is, “Look how big that beer bottle looks in her hands”.  You know where it goes from there..

I was a drab little crab, once...

Oh yawn... Being the grocery shopper in the family, I’ve been waiting for the, “Oh boy, shit’s going to start getting expensive” since the first extra tariffs that Japan imposed months ago.. No difference really... Then at the end of March, when Japan imposed new farm tariffs.. No noticeable change...

Dir... How else are my kids going to learn to do it to each other?

Never understood that one-- Is Pakistan a shit-ton worse than neighboring countries?

Not funny- you should make like a fetus and head out..

We used the Doodle (not Doodle pro, we’re not that fancy) and Benedryl... Lots of Benedryl...

We used the Doodle (not Doodle pro, we’re not that fancy) and Benedryl... Lots of Benedryl...

Holy shit this so sofa king dumb... I want for 4Chan or Reddit trolls to start a new movement where a smile and waive is a secret symbol for the abolition of feminism.... Then, every person who smiles and waives can be labeled a misogynist... Everyone loses...

I think she lifted a lot of the material from the mayo clinic site, but took out the part about when at five weeks the heart and circulatory system forms.

The heck with lar and ordah?

Wait... Black Widow dies???  Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

What’s a baby going to do with a new car?