Obama was just lamenting about how the Green Bay Pockers beat the Son Froncisco 49ers...

Before I was married, one of my best friends was a woman. We had sex.. A lot... It was great without a lot of hangups or issues, and then we went on with our days/nights... She is not my wife.

Kevin Pang... I don’t know what vape flavor ruined your tastebuds, but Pumpkin Os and Pumpkin Joe-Joes are a gift from God.

How old are you?

Dumb girls with generous dads.

I guess they’d have to return the bucket for this to work? My kid would put the bucket-o-crap on top of his toy chest...

She spelled it with a Z- Suzy Jeep.

He wanted to make a comedy, not the most boring reality TV show.

There were complaints that they didn’t interview Christine Blasey Ford, but in another memo or follow up, it was reported that it wouldn’t have ended well for Blasey Ford. She had a lifelong friend that she cited by name in her letter to Diane Feinstein. That person had no recollection of the party, didn’t know what…

Tim Curry is always a likeable villain.

Does she take off her clothes in this film?  Asking for a friend...

Eye saw this one coming...

It was a bullshit political stunt... They’re already lining up sexual assualt claims against the next people in line, should Kavanaugh not be confirmed.

You said it was FAKE! (my kids are shouting)

She’d fit in better if it were a neck-tattoo instead of a t-shirt...

The golfer who smokes?  Does he do comedy?

Deborah Ramirez? I wonder how much she’s being paid.

My four year old son called 911 last night and hung up... Minutes later, we had the Sherriff’s Dept. and a cop in a patrol car calling us... My wife mentioned that it was the 4 year old that called and that we’d talk to him about it. The cop said that he still had to come by to make sure everything was okay. We told my…

If Heath Ledger’s Joker and Captain Spaulding had a love child, this is what he would look like...

I’m glad you went with Blue Steele for that pose... Magnum was getting old...