Your mom seems to like it.

Medical pot, no. But look at what the Colorado AG put in his report, titled something like, ‘Five years after legal pot’. The increase in deadly automobile accidents was almost anticipated, but no one expected an increase in homelessness (people coming to Colorado to work in the pot biz, not getting jobs, living on…

So Katie Rife- What is the better cause for violent behavior?

Never, ever, has anyone sent a bottle back, that I can recall.

No other mammals build computers, design and pilot space stations, perform surgery, and/or create vaccines to prevent disease.

I was a food server for a fancy pants, fine dining place downtown. I loved it when self-important guys would call me something like, ‘Guy’. These were the dickholes who would ask to smell corks (though their superior palates couldn’t detect the 400% markup on a $15 bottle of wine, that had a fancy name). Cocks, all of…

That’s me. I own stock. I lost some value, but used the price drop to buy  more ETFs at a lower price. I also dumped a bunch of cash in my kids’ 529 college savings plans. Buy low...

it is because math is racist.

I just dumped a bunch of cash into my kids’ 529 College Savings Plans... Dolla-cost-averaging on steroids, suckas!

Another article about her said that she tried both dogs and cats as emotional support animals, but they kept escaping running away...

I’ve always wondered- What’s the deal w/ Joel McHale’s hair? One of those hair club for men, glue-on jobs?

Brett Favre’s metal band is opening for him. Its their farewell tour too, supposedly...

Yep! In California, we have taxes for our taxes.

I would have told my self to buy Apple stock. Tons of it.

Disagree-

You type well while gargling my balls.

They haven’t actually seen the movie, but wanted to be ‘first’ with saying that it ‘Pounces into our hearts’ or whatever. Total bullshit. And because its the FUBU of movies, people will be more inclined to say, “Holy fucking shit you guys, this was the best movie EVER!!!” rather than, “It was good, I was entertained”.

Just like the Dow’s record gains have little to do with the president...

Haven’t watched the show in a bit, but died when she asked, “You can eat my ass....ortment of brownies... that.. I will bring to the shower....”

I saw a commercial for the show she’s on tonight. Jimmy Fallon maybe? I think she’s wearing a grey sweatshirt. I said to myself, “She kind of looks like Neo”. Is she the chosen one?