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It is a low APR, sure, but the OP is getting zero return, if any, on the $2K in the savings account. If the emergent need for cash should arise, there’s always the cash advance option. But, most of the people who fix stuff big stuff at my house (appliance repairs/replacement, plumbing/hvac/heating, etc.) do take

In Force Awakens, they talk about moving away from clones for storm troopers... Quasi-reference...

Tide Pods Maker: You can slow it down with liberal social programs, but you cannot stop natural selection. Sorry!

Wouldn’t that be like my band getting pissed because we weren’t offered the same performance fee as Justin Timberlake? Bitch, please!

When I worked at Starbucks, I’d have customers ask for an iced espresso in a large cup of ice. They’d use the milk that customers use to add to coffee and make iced lattes... Fuckers... Same/same.

Other Self-Righteous Kinja Comment person: I personally don’t see color when I look at apples...

I tried to do a bullet journal- The OCD in me kicks in and if it isn’t artistically perfect, I rip the page out. The pragmatist in me determines it would be cool to use, but not something that will come to fruition for me and I abandon the idea... This happens about three times a year...

Fear-mongering...

This is dumb- The richest people in our company are already paying most of the taxes...

We continually have to talk to my wife’s parents about what the kids do at their house... Our eight-year-old LOVES going to Gradnma’s house. She lives seven houses around the corner. I’ll stop by when he’s there and find him in their bedroom, watching cartoons and playing on their iPad. He’s got a bowl of snacks...

Even better, the angry racist guy is in a Dokken t-shirt... WTF? Dokken is like the 90's Nickelback, right?

Wrong Tree is full of shit. If he/she hated dogs, there wouldn’t have been a second date... Let alone a marriage proposal.

So you’re saying that you’re a mushroom-cloud layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker? When your fingers touch brain, you’re super-fly T-N-T, you’re the guns of the Navarone?

Confused, obviosuly.

No pants for Groot? Sick and wrong!

No, you are!

I was going to suggest that they post once a day, at the end of the work day... Dammit!

I was thinking that too...

Will someone post a link to the video of her beating up a ‘chick’ on television? Haven’t seen it.

My sons are eight and four- They both eat pretty healthy... The eight year old has some pudge on his belly and slightly rounder cheeks. The four year old eats like he has a tapeworm and is skin and bones.