Pew research had Hillary beating Trump by a bunch. Google it.

This demonstrates the only thing more asshole-y than the Golden Globes nominations are the Golden Globe nomination stubs... This actor/actress/show/movie/soundtrack/interpretive-dance deserves to pat themselves on the back with other ‘artists’ more than that one... The fact that James Franco is nominated makes the…

I think he is saying Homme wasn’t taking his medication.

Sacagawea, an ancient indian woman, hated Taylor Swift... It is kind of like an ‘Eff You’ in the form of a coin.

They have this other cousin named ‘LiDiglio’ who plays ball for the HooFung-Poo Dynamos, somewhere overseas. LiDiglio is treated like royalty, has his own brand of shoes, and shoplifts without consequence.

What is the Gulag equivelant for internets sports editor in chiefs?

This is like saying, “Uh-huh. Annoyed by cancer turning your insides out? Just avoid it! The problem isn’t your health - it’s you and your fragile temerment.”

Florida, you say?

Gawker 2.0

Our company puts $500 in ours because they felt like jerks for switching from a full-blown HMO program that covered everything to a much more costly plan for employees..

I maintain... If she doesn’t chop Finn’s head off, this movie is bullshit... FN-2187 was a sub-par Stormtrooper (too wuss to fire on villagers of Jakku), was about to be killed by TR8R near the ruins of Maz Kanata’s pub before being saved by Chewie, got a quick slice up the back by Kylo Ren on the Starkiller base…

Wrong- Because of internet comments, everyone is a journalist... I know I am... I also happen to be the assistant to the Assistant Manager at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken.. That’s all...

I stream youporn.com from my ipad to Apple TV.

You have Necrolytic Goat Converter on the list but not Goatwhore... They had a new album this year, didn’t they? Goatwhore!

This is really great, Michelle. I’ll try, ‘No. But give me an alternative proposal’ this afternoon- My eight year old just got his table t back.

You wish! The young lady would ask to see the video, not like how her hair looked, make a slight change, and then ask the guy to propose all over again so her hair looks better in the next video..

Agreed- I live near Sacramento (the Midwest of California) and we pay $12/hour for two kids- An 8.5 and 4 year old. This is for much-needed date-nights w/ the Mrs.

I meant in the context of

Did they reboot the cartoon too, or is this from the 80's??

How could we have lost to that guy? And lost by a lot.