Kara. KARA. You know Ashlee is not allowed to touch Diana’s hair. Ever. Kara.

Was the timing of the Vanity Fair cover release accidental shade? I mean, it was the same day as the announcement of Kim’s second pregnancy, and totally stole the thunder. Is there such a thing as accidental shade?

Caitlyn Jenner shade is the best shade. She could have gone with any name ever, but she chose a hard C name that has a common K spelling.


ETA: and magazine/photo captions will be all ”Kendall, Kris, Kylie, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and CAITLYN.” it's a gift that keeps on giving!!

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

So I’m a non-status flyer. I’m also thrifty and I used to be somewhat poor, but not so poor that I didn’t save what money I could to travel. I simply love flying places.

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

...bless your heart.

Yeah that’s true.

Mariah Carey gives you textbooks full of shady content simply by rising each morning an continuing to exist and you go with this dirty bathwater of an excuse? Highlighting this is like eating an artichoke and throwing away the heart.

Now, I don’t actually think this was wholly deliberate shade—I doubt that the Carters attended this wedding specifically to throw shade at Kim and Kanye—but the impact was felt nonetheless.

This is such bad Kinja that it’s good Kinja.

Sigh... Less than 1% of sexual assault accusations are False... AT LEAST 1 in 3 WOMEN/Girls are sexually assaulted... But despite 99% of accusations being TRUE, America decides that 100% MUST BE FALSE.... EVERY SINGLE time there is news of some girl getting sexually assaulted, molested, RAPED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME…

This is complete and utter BS. Even if (not that it wasn’t) what he did to you wasn’t “sexual assault,” it sure as hell was “normal assault.” And why did he get to appeal the decision. And why did they allow delays so he could be in frigging Europe, but they had no problem calling you during work hours? What the hell?

I might be in the minority here, but I love a hairy man. This may explain why I find Mr. Lewis hot but Nick Jonas does nothing for me.

Those hairy thighs have officially become my religion.

Tom Hardy doesn’t make soulful eye contact with the camera as he takes a long, lusty, and most importantly MAN ONLY shower

MRAs think that men should get all considerations for their bad decisions to rape, exploit, harm or kill women, but that women should have their lives fucking ruined for making any possible mistake in judgement ever.

I imagine men like you are just pissed you can rape and kill women with impunity anymore.

I will ask you for nudes/anal/cumshots and basically every other demeaning and/or painful thing I can think of. I will do it for your entire life. Nearly every other man on the planet will act the same as me. Every man you come in contact with will ask you for something you don’t want to give, and we will shout at…