Replacement cost insurance and a fire.**

They found me... I don’t know how, but they found me...

Stay sexy in your Pontiac Firebird.

The choice of terrorists everywhere. Or have I seen Back to the Future too many times?

The VW Phaeton came during a time that I would call my car-loving spring awakening. 2001 man, I was just a kid about to become a man. Started spending my monthly allowance on car magazines rather than comic books.

I don’t care about any of the issues it has, I always loved the Phaeton since it was announced, it’s just a exquisite piece of engineering. Who doesn’t want to drink a hot cup of tea with a beautiful woman in the back seat without fogging the windows?

Two Samwells, One Cup.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Man I miss my 1990 4g63 swapped Mirage.

yaaaaaaaaaasssssssss

Never give up on your dreams!

Seriously. Mine is a late 50's half-Spanish woman. I doubt I’d remember why she was hitting me by the time she was done.

Luke: I have a long commute and my current car is unreliable.

Jack Baruth will be soooooo sad.

The looks are perfect. It’s the palate cleanser we need after the Civic Type R.

This doesn’t smell like a scam at all, no way no how.

You will also need a statue of St. Jude, the patron saint of desperate cases and lost causes.

For sale: Bits of scrap. All welded together and wheels added for ease of transport.