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She could oil my motor any time....

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

The pride of Jelopnic.

At least it looks good, instead of the Brazilian VW Beetle mix-ups...

the subjugation of our fellow man is, as we all know, a dick move.

Once he’s done with his pint.

I’ve woken up after a night at the bar feeling like I’d been hit by a bus, but this guy is taking it to another level.

I recall a chain of oil change shops in Southern California that, while both the Alliance and Encore were still on sale, put the following on their price signs...“We do not service Renault Alliance and Encore models. Sorry for any inconvenience.” Keep in mind that they were happy to change the oil on Saabs, Subarus,

Rebuttal via Steve Lehto

Not sure if that statement is supposed to make it better or worse.

He’s not the David Tracy...but he is the David Tracy’s weird VW cousin!

Implying that Bezos doesn’t self-insure and buys coverage like some kind of plebeian.

Unless it comes with the Porsche not no but hell no. Crackpipe for its kidnap potential. “It puts the lotion on its skin”

Four out of 12 Jalops agree: the only car you should ever purchase is a Karmann-Ghia!

Missed one.