You could have just saved 10 grand and bought a 95 Hyundai Accent .

Back in the mid 90's I worked as a Mitsubishi salesman selling every car you mentioned (save the FTO, which probably would have sold well back then). We were in a dead heat with Nissan at the time, trying to compete for every Japanese performance car buyer in the market. I really did like the Diamond Star lineup then…

Rocco has what you need

I would say it sucked compared to what it was supposed to be.

This photo was taken of the VW's parents, the night of their prom... coincidently, 9 months before his birth.

With the Star Trek conversion kit, you'll be banging green chicks in no time!

along with Boys II Men!

They'd have to remove their heads first though.

The correct answer is BMW 330Ci. There's no excuse for not having both RWD and a manual.