@Novaload Misses Murilee: Notice how Renaults are missing? yes, not even the mighty car conservation powers of Alameda will keep a Renault as a daily driver.

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: One could only wish! As long as they save the Nitros, for uh, obvious reasons.

What the fuck is an Ferrari doing in Okanagan Falls? I've been there. That region is the Canadian Appalachia, seriously.

Awesome! One lap difference! That's the closes Lemons Race ever, I believe.

German Hell FTW. That Brazilian car sounds like a never ending search for parts, although I guess that could justify going to Rio 3 times a year!

That British mullet is unforgivable.

So, now after this, when is the carpocalypse going to end then?

Dude, doesn't anyone remember Jeremy Clarkson's 'maintenance' bill for his Mercedes LWB 600? I think it was like 25,000 pounds. To restore this one you WILL spend more than what the car's price was when new. This is truly hellish in a time WaMu is no longer around to approve your HELOC for $200K to fix your car. Go…

Volkswagen Phaeton W12. (I only get to see the V8 everyday)

Jigga What??? So the French (Peugeot) and Italians (Alfa/Fiat) entry didn't win this one? Why? Did the Eldorado FINISH the race vs. the other two?

Former Winners Team Metro-Gnome in 36th place? Whuh happen?

@misses preview button_Nick: COTD! Well played, sir!

Dude, you could take EVERY single Jaloper here to sort all the parts and we would NEVER finish. EVER. It is Project Car Hell Apocalypse Edition.

@Maxichamp: Actually, I vote for newly-unemployed Csaba Csere. Hehehe.

At this rate, Chrysler will unearth Ricardo Montalban's bones just to piss on them. This was also stipulated in the Fiat Partnership documents.

@engineerd: Ahhh, you mean hide it at Chrysler headquarters? not a bad idea.

My mind is blown by 3 things:

This thing would totally win Lemons IoE awars just by being REGISTERED, let alone showing up, or cranking the engine.

Hmmm. so is this why they ALWAYS sell those ..um.. hormonal 'supplements' in the back pages of C&D, Motro Trend, Automobile, etc...?

Makes the Citroen GT calm and sedate by comparison.