Dudes if you want a VW FLAT V8, the Phaeton's engine kicks ass. No turbos needed! (or even if you want them, you can't have them in a phaeton, even if in essence is the same engine you can get on a Audi RS6)

A naked and unshaven Rick Wagoner appeared today in a globe of light outside GM's Detroit RenCen HQ claiming Fritz Henderson is an evil robot from the future and must be stopped at all costs.

@beercheck: Heh. Good thing your 'Eco-Dynamics' can be helped with the appropriate medication.

@Almostbanned: Heh. Not that good of a book!

Maybe the Carpocalypse will end when Black Stig and Anti-Stig (white) battle it on for the end of times. It said so in the good book!

Its classier than wiping your ass with $100 bills, and you get the same results. Everyone wins!

@jbownsabmw: If that is the case, what car is the version of 'The Crying game' interior wise (sexy outside, crude interior) I vote Nissan Z.

As soon as the depression ends and Obama bails me out with a billion or two, I'll place my order.

Hope my favorite team :Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator make the top 10 at least.

@ciscokidinsf: But I DO WANT the Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho team to win it all!!

That Audi Grille is beyond awesome.

The ONLY insane thing one can come up for LeMons is a 1984 Renault Alliance. Yet no one would dare such madness.

@joshman: Nope, I was battling the Layoff monster, who despite my best efforts, devoured me. So, someone fill me in the 411!!!

Jeebus Cripes. Now besides mourning the loss of my Job, No Murilee in Jalopnik until the weekend??? Truly, losing Murilee is the first rider of the Carpocalypse will destroy us all.

Gotta go with Nice Price on this one folks. Respectable and rare enough. Besides, the price is in the neighborhood of what I would pay ($50K even)

Because that worked so well for Ford when Bill Ford took over.

If you can afford a Tesla Roadster, the extra $9K should not be a big deal! It's like buying a $1000 an hour hooker and complain when she ways you have to buy the condoms.

Axis? All we need is Mitsubishi to buy another worthless stake and Chrysler will be a German-Italian-Japanese alliance. Remind you of anything?