Always Buy American! (vs. Russian, Chinese or former soviet republics) Gotta go with the ginormous Power Wagon for the Apocalypse.

@bzr: that green Lagonda sure is purty!

@Deartháir: I know what you mean, my V8 at 15mpg in the city is a good day. Though the gas gauge is not that accurate in the first quart-of-tank. Stays a while near the middle to compensate.

Where is the VW PHAETON W12?????? C'MON!!

ZZZzzzzz!! what? huh? Wake me up when something interesting happens with the Prius, mmmkay?

'Sweet Grandma Tail' sounds like the latest line of movies from Hustler Video.

The Reatta, because it will always pain you to see that a good car got compromised to hell by GM

Two questions:

The pain... its too much. Geez. Poor Karmann.

@graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: Halloween came early, huh? Nice.

Yeah, that Jag is mysterious. At least the Beemer owner is accurately describing the hell that awaits you, while the Jag owner goes way above to tell you what is not wrong with the car... so the choice is clear: the hell you know, or the hell you don't?

See.. it pains me to say Jezza is right. All we do in the US to make a 'performance' car is add some mad HP, some big-ol' brakes and pray. And the result, not surprisingly, is a car that can barely handle straight lines. You really think you can put 900HP in a Challenger? I guess those Bugatti engineers just spend the…

@Ash78: Yeah. I shed a tear when the W12 Phaeton was unceremoniously kicked out of the Jalopnik Fantasy garage last year. (mine is a V8 but I am hunting for the right W12)

Whoa. A first, declaring the CTS-V better than an M5!

@dtremit: Hey! WTF do you mean? I drive a Phaeton. If I don't pay attention on the highway, I can hit 110mph easily and without any fuss.

4 Citroens? If there were 9, we could have one for each circle of hell.

Jeebus fucking cripes. Bug-amino... UR DOIN IT RONG!

@token_y_chromosome: COTD!

Let him go, in five miles the head gasket will blow and you can catch him.

Dunno, I'd imagine if you drive this after dusk at Panama City during spring break, you may get lucky in an skanktastic way with two girls from Oklahoma City Community College in their first trip to Florida!