I want to do somethin' special for all the ladies in the world...(is that possible)

HA! This one is easy to decide... Citroen SM... Dante's personal ride while visiting the circles of Hell.

@racerx: Me=EPIC FAIL. I blame this goddamned weak-ass coffee.

Maxichamp is right... WTF? Yes the car is bad, but Clarkson defended a bit of it on Top Gear 3 years ago. Has it gotten worse? Or probably was it because his rental sucked above normal? (And why the hell did he need to rent a car? Wasn't he driving the ZR-1 from the SFO airport?)

He should've sold this monstrosity to the producers of the new Knight Rider.

Both girls on the red Alfa Romeo's FTW!! Seriously. Alfa's girls are a step above.

Sure, let's pair French motor engineering with Russian manufacturing...what could possibly go wrong?

@Mrb00st: I wish there was one in the Bay Area... I would've been on my way to victory @ Thunderhill if I could've found ANYBODY willing to take on French demons from hell.

Bentley. FTW. I'll even make my minions search for the correct parts to restore it properly.

Best design today. Really.

So what the hell are car designers smoking in France these days? And how can I get some?

@klausonline: COTD!! Elegant in its simplicity.

Hi Amigos! Would you want to buy some condoms? Take un HIV test? Muy baratos! I swear.

OK, I'm going to say it. Looking carefully at the dimensions and the interior. What you see here is nothing more than the very familiar VW 'D' Platform (supports the Phaeton, Bentley)I see bits of the Phaeton in the steering wheel, the passenger side doors. Furthermore, the distribution of the four seat configuration…

Somebody hold me. Are we destined to a bleak post-financiapocalypse future where EVERY CAR LOOKS LIKE A DERANGED POKEMON?

OK, who put some crack in my coffee??? Very funny guys. Now show the real car, OK?

@LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: HA! Awesome reminder. these two should go head to head in a PCH challenge. Maybe Jalopnik should buy this camper to take around LeMons... stay classy, guys!

Bad design on the back 'doors' I bet many stoners in Amsterdam will enter the back of the QUICC at night, since it looks like a pot-a-potty, and pee all over the fucking car.

@Number_Six: Maybe if the Stig drove the Isuzu?

Joe Isuzu wins! If he was pitching Smart cars, he would run one against the Carrera and had the Smart winning.