What's the name of the team??? My suggestions:

@layabout: COTD!!!

WTF? Corvette on the front, MR2 on the sides, MX-5 on the back, and to fucked it all up even more, a tiny opera window from the hated Maserati (Chrysler) TC. all along a horrible mongrel.

whoa. I just felt like being possessed by an evil entity for half a minute. Did I miss anything? Cool MG.

Foolish Mortals. You think you can banish the curse of Lucas, Prince of Darkness just by replacing stuff? You shall fear my wrath.

Heartless! It would've totally rocked at LeMons.

Well, look at it from the bright side maybe in another 20 years you can take it to a Barrett auction and get your $10K back plus change for gas.

Dunno, they both seem decrepit enough... I think the Nash/Ramblers win because the owners don't know what the hell they are doing. For all we know they might have mopar engines in the trunk.

@LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: Yeah. and your first traffic ticket will land you in Guantanamo. No questions asked.

Sure, it lounges ahead a whole 0.003 of a second ahead from the probably overheated, oversteered Jaguar. Il Diavolo better be there to push the car to give it one additional HP.

Chrysler FTW! The paint job and stripes makes it look like a stretched Mopar SuperBee.

@AndyDuncan: Yeah. I'd totally get a A3 TDI if they bring one. having driven the Jetta TDI, it was smooth and peppy and better than what I expected.

So... did anyone score an actual car? Or went here to see?

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ : Sure, In Brazil or Vietnam, you may be able to find parts. But here in the US... may God have mercy on your soul! 15 years ago I had trouble finding parts for an 1984 Renault (plenty of junked cars, though). I can't imagine it is any better now.

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Broken Renault! Even African mechanics from former French colonies say they will not fix that shit.

@P161911: uh, No top?? It will be freezing!!! The next LeMons is named 'arsefreeze-a-palooza', that should give you a clue.

Maybe its an ugly stereotype, but I wouldn't go buying CL cars on the Modesto-Tracy area... God only knows if the seller is the legal owner. So, Maserati it is. Italian craftsmanship from the early 90's with Mitsubishi engines from the late 80's.... as Jezza says, 'What could possibly go wrong?'

@amblito: Whoops! I mean the Renault 4CV (not 2CV)