@theeastbaykid: A Renault in LeMons... That will be the last sign of the Apocalypse.

This is stupid. In the US, You CANNOT buy a Viper from the dealer without taking high-performance driving lessons. Don't tell me Bugatti is not doing the same. You cannot just give the keys to a 1001 HP car to the first douche that shows up with a million pounds. Geez.

Still running b/c is one of the few british-engineered cars not damned to hell by Lucas Electronics.

Yeah. the pretty, pretty twins win my vote. Though for hellishness alone, the 124 would be the one that will require several trips to European junkyards to complete. Hope Graverobber goes to Europe on his tale for today.

Stag, to the death. Notwithstanding the awesome research done by wheels OF satan on the Alfa. It has impossible beauty and impossible to restore to working order that would last running over 1 full weekend. True Hell.

Where's Graverobber? We need him to make a reasonable exciting story about one of these two. Let's bring back the French and obscure cars to PCH.

Its boggling they both want over $1,000 for these pieces of Crap. I guess the Momo steering wheel in the SR5 must be limited edition or something. I wouldn't buy these ones for LeMons.

You guys are missing the point. This would be a sweet engine for the next LeMons (drop it in an old '99 Mazda Protege) and have ready the mother of all bribes (Cash, Ass, Grass, Blow, and Liquor all in that order) for the BS judges.

Alfas in the top 6??? It is the Apocalypse, my friends.

I just knew that Camry was up to no good.

Dude, an Early 90's Toyota Celica, AND a late 90's Camry? Really? For $500? That BS inspection seems to be too lax and forgiving this time around.

Dunno Murilee. I know its Friday afternnon and happy hour beckons, but this PCH seems a bit phoned-in.

How do you say Douchebag in Russian?

HA! French Cars are so unreliable that they don't even compete at LeMons apparently.

This is totally Batman's Tumbler from the Sweded Version of 'The Dark Knight'

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@jpech: COTD! I'm laughing like an idiot.

Alfa Romeo FTW! But it would be less Hellish than the Triumph. Plus the ugly-ass blue color of it turns me away.

Not scared of this PCH. So? Big Deal. If I show up to LeMons in my old Renault Alliance The index of Effluency prize will be mine because I had the huevos to show up in one. No racing required.

I guess I won't be catching up the comings and goings at Fleshbot tonite then.