Everyone is saying Morgan hates Markle because he’s racist. Really he hates her because he's an angry misogynist who is bitter that she chose hanging out with a handsome prince over his soggy ass.

I get the sense at least part of the initial positive response is thanks to the power of:

I mean this is accurate but jesus christ I don’t think a one of us could’ve been worse off without the detail.

If you make your browser thinner they all show up on one page. 

Leggie Hammer?

I had an Aquaman-inspired afternoon of going to the grocery store and yelling at the seafood.

The role of first lady is 100% unpaid labor. It looks to me like she was doing the bare minimum for a ‘job’ she didn’t want in the most graceless, alienating way possible.

Ultra Benghazi - 6.0 - 6.0.1 - November 8, 2016

JADE HELM! JADE HELM!

The further adventures of Adric...

I really liked it. I like that Chibnall’s stories are smaller in scope and not filled with universal dread and speechifying. I like that the instigation of this was human greed and not some grand season long arc of a plan of a series of a... nope. Trump v0.5 partners up with May Mk II and shit gets real.

The Romans did a lot of bad things but I’m thinking maybe they should have thrown a few more Christians to the lions. 

Loki was DB Cooper. That explains everything.

In my head cannon, the Snyder Cut has become like that really bad hair cut your mom gave you when you were young. She keeps trying to even out the back and the bangs... snipping and trimming; little by little, until you end up looking like this.

Well you’re a stupid Canadian.

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.