Everyone is saying Morgan hates Markle because he’s racist. Really he hates her because he's an angry misogynist who is bitter that she chose hanging out with a handsome prince over his soggy ass.

I get the sense at least part of the initial positive response is thanks to the power of:

I mean this is accurate but jesus christ I don’t think a one of us could’ve been worse off without the detail.

Leggie Hammer?

The role of first lady is 100% unpaid labor. It looks to me like she was doing the bare minimum for a ‘job’ she didn’t want in the most graceless, alienating way possible.

The Romans did a lot of bad things but I’m thinking maybe they should have thrown a few more Christians to the lions. 

Well you’re a stupid Canadian.

Ronnie sucks.  Ronnie’s family sucks.  Ronnie’s “friends” (nobody actually likes Ronnie) suck.  Don’t be like Ronnie.

WTF is you issue exactly? It’s a small business owner saying that we need a plan to deal with the pandemic so that it is safe to open again. JFC

I’m getting more starting forward for the Slovenian national basketball squad vibes as far as fatherhood goes.

The difference between Trump and most of the others on this list is how many high-risk categories he falls into: age, BMI, and--as we now know from his tax returns--low income.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

So, two legs?

You’re experiencing a weird Ellen DeGeneres ouroboros:

I remember the music considered “oldies” when I was a 90s kid and it was from late 60s to early 80s. Pop music has a short expiration date.

In all fairness how do I keep my 11 year old from finding this video?

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.