circuswings
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circuswings

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

I feel having more beautiful people around to look at is great for everyone. I was hoping they'd double-down and bring bros onto the grid to join the ladies so everyone has nice scenary to look at. I call that plan Grid Bro Quo.

1. Start every sentence with "Right,".

"I said we want to make a great game, and I still stand by that."

Hooray!

The Zonda LH.

Tell us a story about all the hi-jinks he and his ragamuffin partner get into!

This car is actually parked & idling, while the driver looks worriedly at the gauges.

Yeah I have a couple of those in my car. I wouldn't be offended if someone bought me another pack, they only last a few weeks.

He sure does

  • Driving an overpowered car

Because 5 GT.

Man. These vans are the REAL sleepers here. They're insanely nice.

Don't you talk about Ace Combat like that.

Getting caught in a compactor was one of my lead fears as a kid. Right next to getting sucked down the bathtub drain...

If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.