Next time send the meter maids after the missing person and report the plate number as missing a front plate. They’ll find it in minutes.

Muscle Roller Legend already showed us what happens during a crash in this position

Ignored the valet and left her vehicle wherever she damn well wanted to, because following directions is for proletariat filth.

Who cares if it’s bad. It makes your car go BRAAAP POP POP POPPPOPOPOPPOP

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

It truly is

LS miata

“Come to the burnout competition” they said. “It’s gonna be lit” they said.

Go to those corvette track days and you’ll see new Z06s on pirelli slicks with drivers that will talk about all of the mods they’ve done to make sure the car can handle abuse at the track. They sign up for the advanced group and then head out and turn lap times that are mid pack spec miata and refuse to give pointbyes…

It’s huge and hideous and I leave it on all the time

So it’s just a shitty version of an X5/6M? Do not want.

I think this is largely because the techs are treated more as an independent contractor than as an employee. That can both help and hurt depending on your performance. I’m in favor of people getting paid for their actual performance. I think the problems in this stem from shitty estimating. If you move to a salaried…

Thank you Fancy Kristen

Here’s a totaled Eclipse

Season 1 of Fancy Kristin to feature an Armstrong Siddeley Saphire

Do you offer a by-the-minute rate instead?

I want to see a Doug DeMuro like long term weekly episode of the life of Fancy Kristin and her exploits in avoiding interaction with commoners.

What actions is Jalopnik taking to increase production rate on Fancy Kristin posts? Why is this not yet a regular thing?

But how hard will it launch?

The very expressive extra to the backleft of Brian in the “I almost had you” scene.