I can believe it, but for some reason it never stops being surprising.

Trump stuffed his cabinet with Goldman Sachs execs, Big Oil execs, Telecom execs - all sorts of industry insiders. How the fuck can you possibly still be beating this drum?

I truly believe Alec Baldwin stuck the dagger in the heart of the O’Reilly show with that imitation

Not gonna lie. I would absolutely watch Tucker Carlson slowly lose his mind by being on air 24/7. Until he is just a jerking, shuddering Max Headroom with a bow tie.

Yeah he can replace Sean Spicer. You know that guy isn’t going to last. He’s going to get fired or end up in the hospital.

Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

I suspect he will be moved to head White House Communications. I am unfortunately dead serious.

It must have been too warm for his cravat.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I am just shocked and that they had two black women working there to begin with.

I still think the best name I’ve come across is the Republican Insurance Plan (RIP).

He was making acid wash jeans.

Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

What’s really weird about that is that he doesn’t even need it

What’s really weird about that is that he doesn’t even need it; there’s at least three inches of the narrow half sticking through the loop. What’s even weirder is that he doesn’t know how to roll the tape inside out so he could stick it to the back of the narrow part instead if he simply must use tape.

I actually forgot about that one, presumably so my brain could make room for whatever new 45 horror story is bludgeoning my retinas at any given moment.

He doesn’t know what shame means either.

I think you might be right. She is clearly physically repulsed by him to the point where she can’t mask it. That looks reflexive.