Since this is a Gawker Media site, the resulting boring blog post is required to include the word “RANKED”.

My guess is #3 was judged by the company as being valuable enough to keep on even after being caught, whereas #1 and #2 were not.

Why is Emma Stone’s rep allowing her to give substantive interviews to Rolling Stone? This is 2016 not 1966. And if you’re gonna lob some verbal grenades, follow it up by charging in with both barrels blasting, not by slinking away under a “now I’m off the record” smokescreen. Not a good look for her.

For boring, immature people who can’t handle either advanced conversation or substantive games, a Cards Against Humanity deck can serve like social floaties, so that these sad losers can pretend like they’re swimming in wicked flirtatiousness. It’s just so pathetic.

This story is now more about lawyers than it is about cars.

Unless this person finds an attorney willing to rep him pro bono, the legal fees will more than cancel out any benefits gained by stripping the car. By “benefits”, I mean the monetary resale value of the stripped parts OR the sentimental value of getting to act like an asshole towards VW.

Jezebel peaked with the naked Disney Princes (http://jezebel.com/1621694437). It’s been all downhill for there, especially since the author of that article resigned from Jezebel and fled to greener pastures about two weeks later. Ouch.

Hot Topic Sith Boy and his solar-powered PokeBall were totally forgettable. I wish he was dead too.

I just noticed that Kinja has no feature for users to block their view of other users. Why did I notice this? But of course, because I tried to block any future exposure to “InocuousCommenter” and their inane babbling.

Philly fans are notoriously cranky and quick to criticize the Eagles players, coaches, and so on. But WHERE IS THE HUSTLE? They’re letting one guy earn over half the wins by himself. Congrats to YungLE, but a pathetic performance by everybody else.

Minecraft Builder spends many long hours building something. Probably tedious hours, at that.

Since their voices were never an important part of their appeal, I wonder if the woman leaving thinks she’s significantly prettier than the other members of Fifth Harmony. Does she think she can be some kind of 2017 female Timberlake, and do better without them?

I can’t help but notice that the crosspad is on the RIGHT side, with the primary buttons on the LEFT. For some reason, that simple difference shocked me.

I think he was attempting to say that the Redskins were incompetent because they forgot that the time for violence is during the play, not after the whistle. Typical sloppy blogger writing. It’s not your fault for misunderstanding, it’s the blogger’s fault for not being professional enough to consistently write well.

The team is the Houston Texans, not the Charleston West Virginians.

“In St. Louis, team coaches and university officials were alerted on Wednesday to the behavior by the WashU women’s soccer team”

That’s lame. It’s not like it’s a difficult article to put together. Maybe you guys would get more posts published if you hit the booze less and worked more like real reporters. Burn your pajamas, put on a tie, and quit being so lazy.

She runs into SERIOUS problems well before the 0:50 mark.

The wonderful new K-2SO droid’s appearance reminds me a bit of the Hoth rebel base’s 2-1B medical droid from The Empire Strikes Back  http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/2-1B

If anything, the video shows off his very quick reaction time after she took a swing at him. Granted, he should have pushed her away rather than escalated the violence, but it’s not like she was completely innocent. Assuming he shows sufficient remorse and change, it could be enough.