Sorry but what 18 year old is not an idiot? I look back at my past in complete shame. Our mistakes as teens make us better adults. It’s the well behaved quiet teens we should be worried about - because they become fucking psychotic adults.

Please tell the class how as a young adult you never did anything super-stupid.

...leaving my own car in the middle of the road where it sat.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

I find it interesting that the Trump administration is silent about the Wikileaks CIA reveal. No immediate outrage? And who is behind the CIA hack? And who benefits? What comes to mind right away is Russia. Russia. Russia. Folks, we are seeing the wholesale dismantling of Pax Americana.  

Yeah, in short people expect ethnic food to be dirt cheap because they don’t value the labor that went into making that food.

NPR had a really interesting piece by the chef and owner of a Vietnamese restaurant the other week, in which he argued that a celebration of cheap ethnic food is effectively a form of racism that expects immigrant labor to work long hours for little pay in order to produce cheap authentic food, and that it also…

the only way i know at the moment but when they begin to require registration it will be imperative that WE ALL register

Jalop: “I hate lazy, boring automotive design. Make something interesting...”

Their beef is legitimate insofar as the media are now Trump’s enemy, and CNN is making a go ($) of this whole “news” thing for once. Clinton is gone. Obama is gone. He needs a simple scapegoat with which to continue his persecution trope to the low-info talk-radio crowd, and he doesn’t want to draw attention to any…

You mean the guy who turned himself into a ghost so he could fuck a virgin but not really fuck a virgin who would give birth to himself so he could kill himself but not really kill himself and then come out of a cave and be like, “Just kidding you guys, now you know that you have to stop sinning because I killed…

Step 1 Make a list of everything wrong and missing

Yeah, but look on the bright side! You are the only person you know driving a car with the phrase “Made in Yugoslavia” on it! C’mon, that’s cool, right? And they don’t make cars in Yugoslavia anymore! Also, there is no Yugoslavia anymore! So, you know, there’s that....

It’s the first I’ve ever encountered to actually have a significant amount of positive camber on the front tires

She’ll use her bikini top which is in her pocket.

In contrast, Trump was not a shitty candidate and clearly devoid of personal ambition at any cost.

Fuck Orin Hatch. Fuck him right in the ear. Motherfucker has been obstructing for 40 fucking years. He’s a raving hypocrite. Maybe this is the beginning of the dissolution of this country, and maybe the beginning of us splitting apart and self-selecting where to live and how to govern. Who the fuck needs the right…

Recently I upgraded to a 4K monitor and flanked it with my LG ultra wides. I feel like I am a hacker from the matrix.... except I’m surfing facebook and watching cat videos....

They are conservative when a democrat is in office otherwise its open season for things they want to add to the deficit.

While Melania is making up her mind, it’s costing New York City more than $1 million per day to keep the Trump family safe