So meta, so good.

This coming from the guy whose forearms look like American Pharaoh’s legs...

Lol wut the fuck

How do we know you’re a real lawyer, though?

Piano power ballads <3

Anti-Northern Hemisphere.

I always worry that my worrying (seriously) is affecting my health negatively, kinda bummed thought that is what was going to be addressed.

Igor Larionov played for the sharks? Wtf

Perfect timing for January for my gooners to lowball an offer in there and probably get laughed at. I feel like a lot of this loss of confidence can be chocked up to them playing two out and out 9s up top. The interplay between those two has always been garbage. Cavani will come around, he just needs a lone poaching…

I’d most certainly rather see my cousin then my girlfriend.

Oh, wow.

I currently live in South Carolina, so I think I’ve got a good handle when someone is talking out of their ass.

Over under on the amount of people Gronk has party-boyed in his life??

This is a natural reaction to animals invading one another’s territory, especially canines. If you’re gonna complain about how nature reacts to your helpless DOMESTICATED animal, take a look in the mirror.

I forget which one, after he turned his attitude up a little too loud and you could feel him shrinking in his seat. She may as well have screamed at him “I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at the door, looks like you didn’t.”

“Bears, bat flips ... Battlestar Galactica.”

you r priceless

El Flaco smdh u aint hood or mexican, APPROPRIATIER.

LMAO at MSU - Michigan fan with a short memory

To all you jokers out here: Martin Mayhew was the Assistant GM during MIllen’s tenure! I feel like a fucking truther out here, but no one talks about this shit! Its like we traded George Bush for Cheney but we made the playoffs, so shits gravy. Its not even Sunday yet and I’m already having my weekly aneurysm.