But does the sandwich come with a defibrillator?

What I don’t get is, people should be able to look how they want to look and feel comfortable. This whole “appropriating” black culture, that’s not right. If a person feels comfortable putting bronzer on their skin or wishing they were darker, so be it. They aren’t doing it in a mocking way (like a minstrel show) I…

They really fucked up Bruce Jenner's skin fold.

Hate the game, not the player.

"Congratulations to the person sitting in seat 12 row 2, you just won free Coke for a lifetime."

It sounds like something somebody came up with while high,

Seriously though, fuck this guy.

just realized your name is birdsex. you win gg

read mine (its actually good)

your friends are sand bagging you.

Drapes... that title though 0.o

First time I read that my reaction was "No fucking way that guys under thirty."

It'd be cool if you guys posted the Bracket results so we could make fun of you amongst ourselves.

Settle down, you're both from Ohio.

The grapes are sour with this one. Whatever happened, it's not your fault. And yes, I realize what you are trying to say, you should realize that it didn't mean a hill of beans and talk about something that matters.

o.0

Screamer is a soccer blog, which is a subsidiary blog of Deadspin. YAY semantics.

Idk what's less self aware, ripping on soccer in a soccer blog or proudly being from Ohio. One of those chicken or egg things.

As someone who watched Michigan football and the joke of the oline they had the past two years under Stenavich, I'd say it's probably the other way around.

Pretty sure that guy just got CTE.