First time I read that my reaction was "No fucking way that guys under thirty."

It'd be cool if you guys posted the Bracket results so we could make fun of you amongst ourselves.

females is strong as hell!

Settle down, you're both from Ohio.

The grapes are sour with this one. Whatever happened, it's not your fault. And yes, I realize what you are trying to say, you should realize that it didn't mean a hill of beans and talk about something that matters.

o.0

Screamer is a soccer blog, which is a subsidiary blog of Deadspin. YAY semantics.

Idk what's less self aware, ripping on soccer in a soccer blog or proudly being from Ohio. One of those chicken or egg things.

As someone who watched Michigan football and the joke of the oline they had the past two years under Stenavich, I'd say it's probably the other way around.

Pretty sure that guy just got CTE.

That low blow was low, bro.

Gives a whole new meaning to the nickname the Red Rocket, that's for sure.

I see you. I'm just not sure that either one of them are cool not being the man. I see Jennings getting traded by next year because it's pretty obvious they aren't waiting around for him. SVG saw an chance at getting his guy, and did, Jennings is probably the odd man out and knows it.

"Fool me once..." - Dan Gilbert

What do you do when Jennings comes back? I don't think either of them would be good with not starting.

No, Greg. This time you have crossed the line. Post after post, roughly day after day, us the misplaced angry whites have finally had enough. It's not enough that rich white men pay the playaz (lol) millions of dollars to play a game while they make all the "important decisions" and mock you privately. Its not enough…

No, Greg. This time you have crossed the line. Post after post, roughly day after day, us the misplaced angry whites have finally had enough. It's not enough that rich white men pay the playaz (lol) millions of dollars to play a game while they make all the "important decisions" and mock you privately. Its not enough…

No, Greg. This time you have crossed the line. Post after post, roughly day after day, us the misplaced angry

To be fair, journalists don't read teleprompters for a living, either.