You're gonna fail with this, because you obviously have no idea who Chad Kelly is.

condescending tones?

"Ever. I've been totally enraged at them, but I've handled it by waiting until they left the room and them made crotch-related gestures/middle fingers while silently mouthing profanities at them. That's how real men handle those situations."

"I've been totally enraged at them, but I've handled it by waiting until they left the room and them made crotch-related gestures/middle fingers while silently mouthing profanities at them. That's how real men handle those situations."

While I agree on the difference between an "assault" and an "incident", to speak so omnipresently as to what humans do and don't do to people they love is off base. He was wrong, we can all agree. Some will feign outrage while others see it as a all too common occurrence.

"When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with…

"And that is why you'll never play in the league" - Orlando Scandrick

The thing about Kanye is, it isn't that he's an asshole, it's that he tries to be one.

and the slow mo doesn't even do it justice

Its been a rough couple years for coach McDaniels, and I personally know Kelly was there not only to show his support, but also meet his smoking hot sister.

Nah man, I'm good. I just look at Matthew Berry's love hate every week and do the exact opposite.

All dogs go to heaven, except weiner dogs and mini terriers.

Hurt guy is hurt.

DAMN - The corpse of Brandon Knight

Juries still out on that one.

No sweat man, we'll just draft 15 more tight ends in the first round and keep throwing together olines of undrafted free agents and never beens while Caldwell meditates on the sideline.

RAJAS

Yeah, but she'll probably get to see the 30 for 30 in a few years.

I'm disappointed Edelman didn't get in the end zone this week, it would of been great to see him give a piggy back to that 8 year old in the number 87 jersey.

Last week he blew the snap count on third down and Stafford butterfingered the ball because he was busy telling the Cardinals who he was going to throw it to and they had to punt. They cut to a wide shot and Raiolas standing there looking at Stafford with his hands in the air while the rest of the line still had no…