funny: yes. False equivalency: yes.

So Broussard and MacMullan say the same thing, but she knows what she's talking about and he's talking out of his ass? All without any context.

European futbol is to MLS as NFL is to Canadian Football. That may be a generous comparison.

Maybe.

Brady Hoke did that thing that poor third grade readers do, where they give the word two quick tries then just mumble through it. The word was "is".

if a bear shits in the woods...

like red lightning?

10 bucks Gus Malzahn makes him run like that.

Hackenberg is gonna be a great pro, he did this same thing to Michigan last year.

Is Rory playing for the IRA?

Huh? Rome adopted (some would say bastardized) Christianity?

You made some solid points in those statements, but the NSA has been spying for a lot longer than "W" was in office.

White people: the REAL burden on society.

Greg Robinson has just been requested for the league's random drug test.

3 sentences rolled into one. I, too, enjoy bad grammar. What are you up to this weekend, Shannon meyer?

Dammit, was going with Sanchez request trade to redskins.

"police spoke to Shaw over the phone, and he denied ever being at the apartment complex."

I'll always remember Clint Trickett for his Florida State days, when he was built like a six year old.

I shit an Ibrahimobrick, too.

What's not shown: Cardinals fan being escorted out and jersey shirt confiscated. For disrespecting the game by not paying attention.