I used to know a goat. He'd wait til I'd turn around then butt the shit out of me when I wasn't looking. Fuck Goats.

OBAMA WANTS TO OUTLAW FOOSEBALL! MURDOCH WILL BE OUR DEFENDER OF JUSTICE.

Not even sure this guy likes Boeheim.

When I was in College my meal plan (room and board paid for cafeteria) was the lowest you could get and it was 7 meals a week and 200 dollars at the 24/7 convience store my soph. year. I usually split meals between my room and the cafe, and always had a fair amount of grocery in my room. I would of went to bed hungry…

First thought, sounds like an internet argument. Second thought, Fuck Jon Favreau.

Bieber did it better.

Curious, what was the precedent for the public refusing workplace drug testing? Today that seems completely reasonable.

YAH JEETZ

Everything Drew Magary writes should be titled as such. That is all.

YAH JEETZ.

most handsome mascot. little cliff hanger for ya.

Look at Paws, stealing the show. Always the

Next week, on prison break...

nah, dick vitale is just a fan of everything. he did the same thing at barry manilow a while back.

the real shame is he had to wait in line with a bunch of cav's fans.

Uh, on the field? Next question.

I feel like he was asking for it, with the banna hammock and all.

LOL it that one hes just like "IDK, man. Just woke up"

That last one, my favorite part. He probably wishes half his players had that kind of heart.

Instantly. Just like that.