Apologies for my earlier comment

A walk off win is not possible in an away game in baseball

They’re unconstitutional in some states, namely mine (Texas)

Confirmed by Astros broadcaster Geoff Blum

Minute Maid Park is one of the stadiums that has extended dugout netting—this was beyond that into the outfield. Almora smoked that foul ball

Keuchel has been on record as saying he’s turned down some deals that Boras has recommended he take. He’s been wildly way out of market for what he’s demanding. This narrative that Roth is expounding on here is disingenuous at best.

They did this at first with the Astrodome back in the day. The glare from the sun off the glass makes outfield fly balls virtually unplayable

Well like a lot of people, I never dated Natalie Portman

I was born within a month of Natalie Portman and can confirm that I graduated high school in 1999

^Keyboard revolutionary here demands respect

True story: 90% of memes are just jokes recycled from The Bob Newhart Show

This just happened with Jonah on Veep #NotMe

I think the core problem is that too many men care and not enough are content to mind their own business

Need myrrh comments like this

2000 is when, approx.

I used to watch Sportscenter until it became an neverending series of people overcoming cancer / poverty / dead dads

Favorite movie I’ve seen in theaters this decade

When did repeating jokes become okay?

*Eggers works in an antique newspaper style that avoids drawing conclusions or attempting characterizations in favor of telling the story of those teams moment by moment*

The old riddle: a rich man, a priest, and a king all order a sellsword to kill the other two...who has the power?