A story that perfectly illustrates the completely voluntary nature of fraternity hazing. If you don’t like it, quit the frat or don’t join the frat in the first place.

Well I think the whole joke here is that St. Louis style pizza is just regular thin crust pizza cut into squares

My favorite fan theory is that Ant Man will make himself microscopic, then sneak into Thanos’ butthole, and then hit the expand button. War over. Nagasaki basically.

The big difference here is that 1 million people took the fake blood tests and made sometimes major medical decisions off of it

Which is why you can re-watch the Dick Van Dyke show today, and the comedy holds up shockingly well (which I did for a long time because it was on Nick at Nite)

They may have been like Enron and had several legitimate businesses to go with the fraud

Average MLB game length in the 1920s (when it became the biggest sport in America):

Ahem

After you listen to the OMC song, you can pop in your Sister Hazel CD and listen to their song

“Who is we indeed?” -Leitch

And really it’s more like you have like a week ruined. People move on with insane speed.

I mean the student loan crisis doesn’t contain the narrative you think it does. i.e. if you can’t pay back a *subsidized* student loan, that’s *ipso facto* proof that the education was a bad investment

I know that Drew’s been drifting leftward for years, but when did he go full AOC agitprop? Was it a byproduct of his suicide attempt?

Well in the first instance, you have rich people paying (a lot of) money directly to the university in a kind of direct, pretty open quid pro quo. The university benefits and exchanges that money for a spot.

I mean, yeah, I’m hostile to the idea of bankrupting the country

Yes, when you’re a lobbying organization conducting the poll and couch the question as a magic wand without citing the cost, it gets support. You imbecile. You fucking moron.

Oh, I imagine their bureaucracy will be far more Byzantine and cumbersome. This isn’t something that contracts with time.

Agreed. She’s a great asset to the conservative cause, maybe the greatest since George McGovern.

I have no idea whether Captain Marvel is good or not—I bet it is great, just like most Marvel films.

Everyone’s a settler on stolen land. Maybe everyone should have stayed only where they first came from, but I’d dare say Ur of the Chaldees would be a damned crowded place by now.