It’s weird that if you want to eat poultry you have to pleat your case

The incumbent world champions are in the AL West

Look man, I don’t know you, but if you’re trying to get me to care about a bunch of strangers by insulting me, it’s not working. It just convinces me that these people are as unpleasant as you.

You seem to have job (IT, I’m guessing) that allows you to fuck around on the internet all day

I actually made that comment before this article was posted

I have never traded in the fabric, but I appreciate the correction. It makes me feel good that I’m getting some return on all that money I’m paying into the educational system.

I’ve worked hard, but I’ve been lucky too, and I’m glad to help others get back on their feet.

The NFL’s labor conditions are so unfavorable relative to other sports that you have to wonder whether they’re losing talent out to other leagues.

I’m glad you’re comfortable with that; your comfort is my main objective. I would encourage everyone I talk to to please by all means be comfortable with calling me a “fuckwit” anytime, day or night. As comfortable as you would be in a suit of velure lounging on a bed of feathers

You’re pretty much spot on here—I don’t much care at all about total strangers collectively and in the abstract, which is what I said in my original response

I think you can fund a lot of that stuff at a rate that’s less than 37%, and if I “fucked off” to Nigeria or someplace like that, you’d miss out on a significant share of that 37%, which you need to fund your profligate welfare state

I don’t think this is wrong

I’m not in anyone’s way—I’m just minding my own business and contributing 37% to the commonweal to benefit a lot of dependents who rely on my contributions, much as children or pets would

This is more or less true—i.e. I work hard at my job for me and my family. My motivation for getting out of bed early and heading to the office and working late for many years isn’t that my tax dollars will help some collective of strangers.

Yes, specifically to describe one particular Howard Dean incident

I have thought about this scenario many times since the 2003 NLCS

I think it’s absurd that a home team should benefit from a fan interference call

Yes, I have. I think Bernie Sanders is shrill

I think one of the problems with ensconcing yourself in the Jezebel bubble is that your presume that someone who disagrees with you is ignorant of whatever revealed truth you are privy to instead of someone who just disagrees with you.

Marfa?