So says the guy who retreated to a swamp after getting his entire order killed

That’s great that you feel that way. I think the world would be better off if we minded our own business and didn’t presume to know what other people need.

I have not solicited your help in any way

I appreciate that you had some fun putting some marching slogans into paragraphs and using some florid if unoriginal fad prose like “jizz-encrusted”, but I am talking directly about AOC’s mundane social democrat policies, not some strawman gulag archipelago

Khris Davis is the most consistent hitter in baseball history

I don’t know—I love my wife, but she has trouble hitting anything thrown over 70

“God Bless America” is a great opportunity to hit that beer line.

Or just not advocate a system that calls for the mass confiscation of property

Not everyone on deadspin has fully submitted to the left wing circle jerk that once had “Run you fucking dinosaur” and the Viking Sex Boat in its Hall of Fame

I only hate those that want to take my money, and even then it’s only professional

“The unemployment rate is low because everyone has two jobs”

It’s amazing that these private equity firms are not only able to stay in business but profit wildly with all the companies they are running aground, if that narrative is to be believed

Drew, it’s really, really inaccurate to blame a source of financing (whether it be private equity, debt, or the world’s richest man) for the decline of journalism jobs

This was an awesome game. Never could get past that dragon though

I would say it’s more of an imprimatur to maybe tamp down the emotionally-laden editorial and hyperbole that inevitably accompanies deadspin et al’s recent reporting (to say nothing of the fad prose)

It’s taken a (semi) nosedive because it trades for 240x earnings and their subscription growth rate was not high enough to sustain that multiple. Still trading where it was on...June 1.

A joke from Veep

I’m citing factors that influenced the actual casting of votes, and I think the role of Russian propaganda in influencing actual votes cast is vastly overstated (this is not to say Trump or his proxies didn’t collude with them; I’m sure they did and I’m sure generally that Trump is under some sort of blackmail threat)

I don’t think most moderate Republicans or independents considered Obama to be a foreign Marxist socialist by any means, just a guy who was a little too utopian in his foreign policy and believed a little too much in the power of big government

Brennus might dispute that, but in any case, she’s a gift to the right.