He was a paroled felon—what was he in prison for in the first place?

His terrible defense blew the ALCS last year

Sure, in the same way that the Romans were scared shitless of Spartacus. Plenty of crosses on the Appian Way

Well you know how it is—better to be in the house than in the field (certain words omitted from Malcolm’s aphorism)

Albert, seriously, you don’t understand a fucking thing about how finance works, but you insist on asserting your own moral rightness on the subject, which makes you willfully retarded

“I am a failure, therefore those that succeed must be evil”

Albert, you should go start a newspaper and run it according to your socialist principals and tell us how it goes

Yeah, those self-loathing Labour party aristocrats sure built a vibrant post-war economy in Britain

Very few people—and nobody who should be taken seriously—has claimed that football “causes” CTE.

Dave Martinez is 10 years older than rookie manager Alex Cora who is doing great

It’s because their dad created the largest retail empire in US history up to the point of his death and then decided his children should get 45% of his money from that, which to me was his prerogative

The music is more distinctive. There are a lot of songs from the late ‘90s that could be released today, and no one would be able to tell the difference

Remember when deadspin was fun?

Oh you’re citing Sam Walton’s children. Got it. I would say they didn’t earn anything, but their dad did and it was his money to give to them (at least after the 55% estate tax levied upon his death)

I hope so too. See you in Hell

This is called “begging the question”

Yes, the oily one

Agreed. I think he writes very eloquently in support of horrendous ideas

I’m not sure I’m picking up the syntax of your question

Why do you think I’m uncle tomming here, efc? Do you not recognize your old friend from Slate? The one that tells you to defer to your betters?