This is more or less true—i.e. I work hard at my job for me and my family. My motivation for getting out of bed early and heading to the office and working late for many years isn’t that my tax dollars will help some collective of strangers.

Yes, specifically to describe one particular Howard Dean incident

I have thought about this scenario many times since the 2003 NLCS

I think it’s absurd that a home team should benefit from a fan interference call

Yes, I have. I think Bernie Sanders is shrill

I think one of the problems with ensconcing yourself in the Jezebel bubble is that your presume that someone who disagrees with you is ignorant of whatever revealed truth you are privy to instead of someone who just disagrees with you.

Marfa?

That isn’t true—a lot of investors, I’d say the more successful ones—value and invest on a fundamental basis. e.g. look at Apple, they basically generate enough cash flow today that you’d be paid back on your investment in 15 years, 10 years if you reinvested. That’s solid fundamental value. Similar story with Google.…

So says the guy who retreated to a swamp after getting his entire order killed

That’s great that you feel that way. I think the world would be better off if we minded our own business and didn’t presume to know what other people need.

I have not solicited your help in any way

I appreciate that you had some fun putting some marching slogans into paragraphs and using some florid if unoriginal fad prose like “jizz-encrusted”, but I am talking directly about AOC’s mundane social democrat policies, not some strawman gulag archipelago

Khris Davis is the most consistent hitter in baseball history

I don’t know—I love my wife, but she has trouble hitting anything thrown over 70

“God Bless America” is a great opportunity to hit that beer line.

Or just not advocate a system that calls for the mass confiscation of property

Not everyone on deadspin has fully submitted to the left wing circle jerk that once had “Run you fucking dinosaur” and the Viking Sex Boat in its Hall of Fame

I only hate those that want to take my money, and even then it’s only professional

“The unemployment rate is low because everyone has two jobs”

It’s amazing that these private equity firms are not only able to stay in business but profit wildly with all the companies they are running aground, if that narrative is to be believed