They swept the Astros by a combined 5 runs

MLB season should be 40 games or however long the Premiership season is, thus making starting pitchers superstars on par with quarterbacks and the best player on a basketball team.

Similarly, the BCS was a good system that worked really well for a long time

Shorts and shirt matching (or hat and shirt matching) =“Double Greek” and it’s bad.

Also Ford succeeded Nixon after his resignation, so that will be useful here

“The water method is a 100% panacea” is not something I wrote.

How am I being a dick about it?

That’s kind of a No True Scotsman sort of argument. Kind of literally in this case because just look at your average Scotsman

Yeah, but you didn’t mention the water method I described

It’s tough to tell because details are elided, but this dude’s asking for step one

Strong recommendation: try cutting back.

Wait, how is he full of shit?

The weirdness of the use of the word “normal” is directly related to whether you put a comma in there or not

No shit—that’s the joke

What does this gif from The Danish Girl have to do with her comment?

1988 election

I think ballhawking is fine if that’s your thing, but complaining that someone outhawked you, come on.

This definitively did not happen in the first Wreck It Ralph movie

“How to Kill Your Wife’s Dog” by Beth Skwarecki

Confessionals are dumb. Just make up a good story.