Just so we all remember, Donald Trump’s stated anti-terrorism policy is to kill this person.

Dallas is to Texas as Texas is to America, and as a Texan I think just normal Texas is Texas enough.

I subscribe to the “James Bond is just a code name” fan theory, so the idea of a black Bond, to me, it totally compatible with the rest of the series(es)

I actually met Vince Foster’s son at a dude ranch in Jackson Hole in 1999, and he talked about his dad’s depression and suicide, and it really struck me then how deep and terrifying Hillary Clinton’s Omerta of Terror really was that they could even get to his son.

I think it’s just “meme” but I’m old too

How about Wun Wun smash?

Was a pretty sick bern

I’ve lived in many cities in America (including Houston) and one city abroad and concur that there aren’t many “good” drivers anywhere, but in Houston they are very fast and aggressive as opposed to say Nashville, where they never use their turn signals and will stop at yellow lights, or Paris where they will run into…

I actually like the DH.

I don’t have Bill Maher’s or Dennis Miller’s aggregated transcripts in front of me, but I’m pretty sure one of them may have mentioned it, as this has been a policy debate since at least the early ‘90s

There’s no reason for any of these people to be licensed by the state.

I feel very lucky, but you’ll need a better case than this for me to give a shit

Jalapeno bread

You lost me at hush puppies, but you got me back putting coleslaw last

Who do you think builds and owns power plants? Drum circles?

Nationalism was great when there were real stakes: Berlin ‘36, Lace Placid in ‘80. But even China v. USA feels like a pale imitation of Cold War I

I’m a Rockets fan, and I like Dwight, but his performance doesn’t merit earning max money, and insofar as he does earn max money, that comes with opportunity costs.

Have you swung one? Wouldn’t fit

Don’t know if this was a thing anywhere else, but we used to call regular Budweisers “redcoats”

Houstonian here. Jose Altuve is a god.