Cool, but getting “pummeled to death” over a mistake isn’t what happened here, so I don’t see a reason for the preemptive mea culpa.

I really don't get what you are trying to say beyond being really proud of not knowing about the community around you. 

Lololol let’s make fun of people caring about sexual orientation representation the same day that the Supreme Court hears a case whether someone can be fired for being LGBT

The character herself knew she was pansexual but described it wrong. It doesn’t seem like she was still figuring things out. This was a case of the writer’s room just not knowing what pansexuality is and how it interplays with bisexuality and gender identity. And if she would later learn that what she said was wrong,…

Hell, give ‘em mecha parts and missiles. You know they’d be down for it.

I really thought this was going in different direction. “I don’t mean that his ideas are bad, but that he’s an actual hygienic device for rinsing body cavities.” 

He’s at home! Washing his TIGHTS!

I do what I can, citizen.

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Listen, I’m not saying the NBA is trying very hard to be everything to everyone, but I’m not NOT saying that. Whichever you prefer, that’s what the NBA means with all its soul.

You’re the hero this country has been waiting for.

Trump’s too busy trying to have the Whistleblower assassinated... ironically, something China would also do.

Sorry, guys. I’ll talk to all your wives and see what I can do. Just like I have been for the last several months.

+1 beige alert

...we oppose Silver’s claim to support Morey’s right of free expression. We believe that any speech that challenges national sovereignty and social stability is not within the scope of freedom of speech.

Spineless stooge.

I’m really shocked that South Park wasn’t already banned in China. Are the episodes five minutes long over there?

We believe that any speech that challenges national sovereignty and social stability is not within the scope of freedom of speech.

Speak for yours...[tries to remember the last time]...dammit.

You know, that “People who look like they don’t have sex” and “balls backed up” can apply to us long married folks you know...