I rooted for this team for almost 30 years; I jumped on the bandwagon after Super Bowl XXII because of Doug Williams. I rode with them during the Richie Petitbon era, the Gus Frerotte headbutt, the 52-7 shellacking by the Patriots, the Norv Turner experiment, and all of the headaches it entailed. In 2016, I’d finally…

Wait, the red faced guy has a brother or something?

The best thing going for Jay is that despite being one of 32 head coaching jobs in the NFL, The Redskins job is the absolute worst one. The owner and front office make it a complete joke. The fans are completely apathetic and the players are in open war with them. Going to FedEx is a complete waste of time, money, gas…

Dude will get the “pleasure” of calling plays for his own brother basically as soon as the season following him getting S-canned... How perverse is that? Fired by a failson; elevated to official failbro.

so the takeaway here is trap game for Patriots

Remember, one year of coaching the Redskins was enough to kill Vince Lombardi. Jay Gruden’s survival skills cannot be underestimated.

Jay Gruden is a walking shrug emoji

Skins “fan” here. I hope they go 0-for-whatever until the day Daniel Snyder dies.

some desperate bastard with dark circles under his eyes keeping up the requisite manic George Patton routine week after week

Sounds like at least 17 here

He will cry himself to sleep on a giant pile of money he gets despite not being all that good at his job. Then get fired, then scupper off to college football to get overpaid to coach at a PAC-10 school.

Things I would rather be than Washington’s football coach:

The team’s noisome, visibly radioactive, Morgul Vale–ass front office—Snyder and looming Frankenstein failson Bruce Allen, that is to say, trying and drunkenly failing to laugh believably and clink their glasses together in a dim, empty room somewhere—certainly seems like it finally intends to fire this doofus, which…

Jeff Fisher is just waiting by his phone, working on his pitch to Snyder. “You want 7-9, I can get you 7-9!”

I was about to make some stupid joke about the Skins hiring Rob Ryan to be the next head coach (because that would be such a Dan Snyder thing to do) when I just looked him up and found that he is currently on the coaching staff!!!!

Bah gawd, that’s Jim Harbaugh’s music!

The only just result of a Jay Gruden firing would be the elevation of one Rob Fucking Ryan to Head Football Coach. It’s what we remaining fans of this shitbag team deserve.

Quit talking about the Redskins and stick to sports!

Gruden can’t be fired until Snyder’s PI is done trying to dig up reasons to not pay him for the rest of his contract.

Jay Gruden Is Going To Get Fired, But He Has To Finish Eating This Giant Pile Of Shit First