this is like some kind of joke right? The post is just dripping in sarcasm right?  You can’t actually believe all this foolishness right? right?

Imagine playing games and your team is five degrees cooler than the other team. Don’t you think that would be an advantage? They’re cooler, they’re more comfortable...they’re happier - they’re gonna play better.

LeBron didn’t like the fact that he’d have to sit out a year after joining the Sixers.

Does this hurt his chances of going to Houston?

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

Assistant coach Luke Walton.

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

So how angry is Dan Gilbert this time? Is he Comic Sans angry, or just Copperplate Gothic angry?

Can the Pelicans get moved to the Eastern Conference? Please?

Maybe in the future, minorities are only appreciated in regards to their athletic abilities. And maybe even then they’re subject to racism in everyday life, no matter how much money they make or how famous they become.

Woah, so the original Turn Ahead the Clock Night accurately predicted the 2018 uniforms! Impressive. 

So, on the downside in the future baseball uniforms are hideously ugly.

This is so clearly the right answer that you should be made Commish immediately. Tell that bitch Silver to pack his bags.

Be honest, you made those names up, didn’t you?

Here is what is actually happening - LeBron is NOT going to the Lakers. The Lakers are coming to HIM. What does this mean? TOTAL FRANCHISE SWAP. Cleveland is on a lake. L.A. is not. Therefore the Cavaliers will move to L.A. and become the L.A. Cavaliers. The Lakers will move to Cleveland and become the Cleveland…

If youre a Kings fan. What a remarkably stupid question.

Big whoop, Drew. It’s NHL free agency tomorrow, and what we really want to know is where deluxe foot-soldier Lee Stempniak goes to, not what NBA superstars will flock to what major market to frankenstein up themselves what super team.

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Only in your walled-0ff imagination is anyone to the left of President Fuckface reacting to this shooting with embarrassment at Waters. I hope Sean Hannity keeps bringing up that line of attack, frankly. November’s a few months away and anti-Trump forces are fickle enough to forget who the enemy is without constant…