NEVER underestimate the stupid. My gut tells me there’ll be multiple parents who take their kids to this, will be informed by the ticket person that it’s R rated, and the parent will accuse them of telling them how to raise their kids. 15 min later they drag their kids out and demand to speak to a manager about how…

Spy was good, and Bridesmaids had its moments.

I think this qualifies as the oddest butt hurt I’ve ever read.

No Steven-Richards-in-drag vs. Tyson Tomko at Unforgiven negates the collection though.

Are you dense or just purposely obtuse? At issue here is whether or not the black female coach would have encouraged the fans to do those things. As a former resident of Best Carolina, a low bar if ever there was one, I can ensure you that the fans probably didn’t need the encouragement. To accuse the coach of such…

An obstinate white guy blaming a black person for a hostile atmosphere? I’m surprised Missouri hasn’t thrown him a parade.

Glad I could be of service.

Yeah, but they always get you with the “special” limited edition burger and the meal deal with the upgraded drink and the extra mozzarella sticks - next thing you know, $50k. I fall for it every time.

Keith Hernandez played his last big league baseball game the same year I was born.

Eh, it wouldn’t be that hard. Depending on how old Hannah is, by the time she was in her mid-teens Netflix streaming and YouTube were already a thing. Nobody has to watch syndicated reruns anymore just because they’re the only thing on. I haven’t watched any Seinfeld in at least a decade. If the timing of my youth had…

When El-P said no, the NFL pulled the equivalent of asking Dad after Mom said no, to which Killer Mike responded:

Nah Tacotuesday, you forgot you were a real person. Living in the real world with the real people you really talk shit on from TV.

I’ll never forget the old guy who used to call in to the ISP that I did tech support for back in the ‘90s. He never said he had a problem or gave us error messages, he just said ‘I can’t get my ladies’ and we knew who it was.

IT’S NOT JIF, IT’S GIF MARIE!

I’m not rock hard, I’M MINERAL HARD MARIE.

You’ve got to know your limits, Dean. This is why my 87-year old grandfather asked me to set up voice searching on his tablet specifically to help him look up porn.

Because they want to have some shitty deniability.

If you’re going to be that obvious with your racist taunts you might as well just call him a nigger. What’s stopping you? You want to reference his race in a derogatory manner, but you certainly wouldn’t want to be offensive, right? If you’ve resorted to criticizing someone based solely on their race why even bother…

Hey, I live in the city and you can go fu......oh, racist? Yep. You are correct. We bought a house in the only neighborhood we could afford that is close to my wife’s school, and is also the whitest part of the city. I’m white, and even I feel like I don’t fit in. This city has seeeeecretss.......

They have a fucking black guy on their own team! But of course these are the type and of fans that wouldn’t know who Anthony Duclair is and probably just got their jerseys in the gift shop that day.