Fuck you, he’s a goddamn presidential candidate of the other most important political party in America.

Adele, Amy Winehouse, Jessie Ware, and Leona Lewis all went to the same performing arts school... every time I’m reminded that she’s gone it’s a wave of sadness all over again. What a damn shame.

I love horror/thriller movies. They are my favorite genre. But, like many women, I’ve been sexually assaulted. It’s hard to find a good horror movie that does not involve the sexual assault of a woman. I’m not sure why; it’s such a lazy ass trope that is used entirely too often.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

K — but to be fair, WebMD’s guide to the female reproductive system doesn’t even mention the vulva.

Lots of reasons.

There’s some shenanigans going on here. Every time I see an unaccompanied minor on a flight, they have lanyard around their neck with their ticket and such. I think they even have a wristband. On an international flight, they’d have their passport too, right? So that’s 2 if not 3 layers of ID plus all the flight…

I went home with my brother’s prom date his senior year.....

News flash: Not all of us live in the city. Not all jobs are based in the city. If your grandma has a car she can’t drive, offers you its use, and it makes your life easier, you effing take her up on it. That is not an example of a bad decision.

Why do you assume there’s public transportation to the job? Where some may consider driving a fine automobile to work a luxury, others see having easily accessible public transportation as one.

But a dude sells some weed and might go to prison for 20 YEARS.

i love this.

“Also this guy was losing the fight so pulled a gun?”

While you’re sitting high and mighty about grammar I think it’s important to point out that your sentence could use a few commas

You know, if it were just teachers making sarcastic, exasperated remarks and blowing off steam, I would think nothing of it. But to refer to children as fucking idiots and hope they fail—while being part of the group that can actually make that happen—goes too far. I had a teacher who had it out for in 7th grade and…

Wow. So she wasn’t even arguing for a meritocratic process in the first place. In addition to assigning herself the public roll of entitled dim-wit and poster child for white mediocrity and fragility, she also illustrates the acute dangers of parents blowing smoke up their snowflakes’ buttholes.

Hahahahahaha good.

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