“...with a rhythm like a dancer...”

That is some next level cognitive dissonance. LGBTQ just don’t matter or exist to him.

I have no snarky quip or funny gif. I just wish this asshole would die choking on his own vomit.

Oh, I see where I’ve been going wrong/right. We do two limeade cans of tequila and one of triple sec for one blender full of margarita in my family.

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

I think it’s incredibly important for people to talk about this stuff. We talk a lot about ending rape culture, and one of the ways that we can protect people is to be more aware of potential danger around us, and stepping in when we see it. These women did an amazing thing, and we SHOULD be talking about it. This…

I think perhaps the most depressing thing about this is how many comparatively random women present had their own stories. This is part of why I think the number of women who have been sexually assaulted at some point in their lifetime is much higher than more conservative estimates like to place that figure. Men seem…

Bobby, I LIVE for your made up convos. Please make them their own feature.

really isn’t even a very good politician by any objective measure.

Putting aside your other misstatements, “really isn’t even a very good politician” describes the other candidate, 30 years without a single accomplishment to point to, just floor speeches.

Name checks out. More substantively,

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Bernie’s current strategy is to flip super delegates at the convention, convincing them to go against the winner of both the popular vote and pledged delegates...sounds oddly like what he has been complaining about the whole time

Counterpoint: they are brilliantly funny.

It is possible that their blackness does not define their work. Perhaps they do not owe you a meditation on your own relationship with race just because they are black. Would the movie be funnier if it dealt with your own perceptions of race and blackness?

Nothing wrong with liking cats... I make sure to always carry one with me

The joke is that these two actors doing things together on camera makes a lot of people laugh. If they don’t make you laugh, I suggest you watch different actors in a different movie.

The joke is that Key and Peele made a movie that borrows of the premise of the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves where Keanu goes on a killing spree after his puppy is murdered is in itself ridiculous, and then made a spoof that substitutes a kitten for the puppy and name it Keanu.

I thought it was funny. Uneven, certainly, and lacking the sharpness and biting social commentary that characterize Key and Peele’s best sketches, but still pretty damned funny. And I’m not sure what “feels nothing like a movie” means. It felt like a movie to me.