I think she's working with the version of marriage she's seen presented in her own family, which is pretty typical for a 16-year-old. I've seen teens who vilified marriage find they're eager for it when they discover other models and partners who are willing to go along with them, and others who idealized their…

"Dongs" was terrible and so fucking long. I thought most of the episode was so-so (though I love Anna Kendrick—she, Amanda Seyfried, and I are pretend BFFs), but I loved Kate McKinnon as Angela Merkel and the sketch with Vanessa Bayer and one of the guys that's not Taran Killam awkwardly trying to ask her out.

Wasn't really feeling* the Dongs sketch. It felt like they wanted as many musical sketches as possible due to Kendrick's presence and they wanted another ensemble dance bit with all the women, and actually figuring out a premise came last* in the process.

I didn't really get the Dongs video. Like, that was the whole joke? They like (pointing at) dicks from different countries? And it just kept going. I was waiting for it to get funny but it never did. The Little Mermaid sketch was pretty funny though.

I used to go to Lollapalooza in the early 90's when it was still a traveling festival, and it was awesome!!

I went in '08. Despite the fact that I hate crowds and heat and am too fat to be photographed by a fashion blogger, every year I have been unable to attend since has been disappointing. Perhaps my experience has been colored by the fact that I live in a town where only 2% of these bands would ever play. How…

Large crowds give me anxiety now. Large drunk crowds make me want to cry.

Since I live about 3 miles from the polo fields where they hold these lovely festivals, for me it is about stinky people. Stink people clogging up every grocery store, drug store, parking lot, and restaurant with their stink selves. Not too mention the trash, for what would outwardly appear to be earth conscious…

I feel like the music festival gene is something you're either born with or you're not because, honestly, even when people describe their good experiences I feel like I'd rather spend time in a scuba suit full of angry bees.

That's why I go to old-people festies like Telluride Bluegrass.

I want to run out to KFC after reading that part about using drumsticks for weights. I'm assuming they're actual drumsticks not chicken but still.

"We've waited 29 years for a live action Jem movie."

Boys will be necrophiliacs boys!

Yeah, the guy with the umbrella literally says is "What's wrong with you?" Because walking up to a stranger on the street and asking them to go home with you is not normal behavior.

Yeah, I'm super sorry for this woman, but I don't see what the state has to do with it. It is not like she was attacked in a public zoo.

I was really expecting some kind of play on his giant gun and his average gun.... I mean, really, I'm just disappointed. If I can't count on Burt for my dick jokes, on what can I depend?

Meh, nothing to see here...

Dude's taking that selfie with an original iPhone, so the pic is something on the order of five years old, and that'd make me think the post is a fake.

Do you have any idea how difficult it was for me to NOT make a penis-size related joke? DO YOU? I'm being a serious journalist here, OK?

"EXTREMELY NSFW PIC"