I KNOW! Katy Perry is totally appropriating the comic book version of Cleopatra myths - a real non-white political leader who lived more than a thousand years ago. Man, Egypt circa 30 BC is gonna be so pissed!

Ancient mummy culture will disagree with you. They feel they have been unfairly stereotyped.

Ancient Egyptians are all pissed because it's a simplistic and stereotypical view of a rich and varied culture. Oh yeah, and metastatic grills were only worn by men as a sign of acceptance into the mummified chiefdom. LOL, "Katy-patra" to being the masculine form of cultural appropriation!

I want to know how and when 30 became "Old"? I'm 36 and suddenly I'm supposed to think of myself as "Old"?

It should be said that I have tried, tried and tried various different hormonal birth controls (I like having my period, I like knowing that I can go off birth control without visiting a doctor to have something removed).

All the more reason to let our kids be kids.

Ha! I missed that. Don't worry. I've run two 10ks and the best I've ever been able to do was 9:30. I don't think I could do 2miles at 8:30. No Way!

I used to think I hated to sweat also - and that I hated exercise. But once I made a commitment to it and started sweating and exercising regularly, I got quickly over my distaste for it and enjoyed it.

Really? Blllllerrrrgh!

Athletes, dancers, people who are into mountain-climbing, biking or hiking/trekking don't routinely die or injure themselves permanently trying. It's a question of intensity and working up to it. Even marathon runners - which I personally find to be insane - survive just fine.

I read in another one of these articles that she was taking two workout classes a day and the rest was walking on a treadmill, probably some weight training. I don't think she was doing anything else.

I have a problem when Jezebel tries to write on science, policy, legal matters... or, you know, stuff you normally have to thoroughly understand - and probably a few sources to talk to - before you can write on it.

No doubt - divorcee here. Married and divorced before my supposed "sell-by" date.

Don't worry, the app doesn't factor in the divorces.

Does it count if you were divorced before the date you were "supposed" to get married?

Ahhh, so jejune if you do, damned if you don't...

What what what?

I think it's just extra information.

Awww :-)

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a long-standing friendship on the brink. See, with me, I can't really say exactly that my friend has been "toxic" exactly, just that although we've had times when we've been incredibly close, over the last couple of years he seems more and more detached and maybe a little…