and Henri of course! How could I forget.

I feel like we have to be nearing the end if we’re interviewing DJT. Also, I think it says a lot about the confidence level of DJT’s lawyers in him to give coherent, non-damning testimony - it has to be VERY low to try to get him out of this.

i think you need to write a children’s book series, or an IG account of Marzipan’s adventures. Part of me fucking lives for Marzipan. Marzipan, you are a DELIGHT!

oh my fucking god yes

she was, perhaps, listening to her constituents, which would be her job description.

my...political opinions have changed over the last decade. There is no valid argument for saying hers can’t as well.

Can I put forth a cartoon dog? Mr. Peanutbutter 2020!

We’ll get someone like Zuckerberg running as a pro-business Dem, and he’ll probably pull a Trump, hire imbeciles to run his campaign instead of seasoned campaign professionals with knowledge of the law, and accidentally collude with Russians out of sheer stupidity. Unrelated, next time I need surgery, I am *totally*…

I just saw them on NYE in Chicago. Worth it! It’s a rock show, and three hour one to boot. I didn’t love the drunk people throwing beer in my eye but you can’t miss seeing them! Highly recommend. Worth the money and the late night. And the expensive Lyft ride home at 1:30AM in the bitter cold.

wait til they learn ALL movies used to be silent

I’m like, getting a lil misty.

If he could capitalize things correctly, I would hate his tweets a smidge less. Just a smidge.

I think also they might like things that tacitly reinforce 1950's style social norms, and seeing as though the only way I will benefit from this is if I marry my partner and we have a baby (which I am NOT only thinking of it selfishly - just analyzing it re: my current finances put it into concrete focus). Which…

Also there is a “Magic of the native americans segment”

In a Civil War setting, indeed. You choose your seat based on “North” or “South”

I don’t understand this Dolly obsession people have. She owns a place called Dixieland and racist Civil War themed dinner theatre. How does she get a pass? This isn’t directed AT you. Just curious. If anyone knows.

this is correct. i could probably beat most men i know in a mile run race. am i exceptionally talented? no, but in better shape than my male counterparts. a line of “men are physically superior to women because TESTOSTERONE” is patently false and easily disprovable. Sometimes, a female can even be better than a male…

If it’s blank, and mostly undamaged from being a prop, i don’t see why it couldn’t still be used as printer paper after they’re done with it here. Did they throw it away after? Mostly I feel bad for the staff person who had to set it up.

This. 80% of the people I grew up around were Catholic. Not many were practicing. It was more like a social group. And I went to Catholic school for from PK-college graduation. It was all very focused on works, ministering to the poor, service, etc., after about the 5th grade. If you went to Jesuit school, you…

i wish i was one of drew magary’s three children