Sally...Yates?

whenever my phone beep-beeps with news alerts now my first thought is always, without fail, “INDICTMENTS????!!”

thank you.

in that picture, they are truly gazing adoringly at each other. it’s precious.

Pass. Antisemitic Wolf-Boy opinions don’t interest me.

me too but im thankful for the endof the day tumblr hole i just fell into LOL

let me tell u about a little thing called capitalism

Adrien Brody.

LOLing because they could....order a printer on Amazon! But I understand your point.

i have been singing “texico bitches” in my head for about three solid weeks

i think our families would have fun at an eating-themed party

If I went out with 11 family members, there would be no less than 22 dishes ordered, and I don’t even want to know the amount of drinks. To be fair we are gluttons and boozehounds. But we are not cheap when we all go out. So yes, I agree this is related to being cheap. If we want to eat cheaply as a group, we cook at…

I’m a skeleton but also a butt-haver!

I don’t think “we hired the BEST, most EXPERIENCED criminals!” is a good line of defense. But OK, DJT.

Also not President: GWB, who committed war crimes, but people seem to never bring him up to be investigated or imprisoned. I WONDER WHY!

On other stories about this elsewhere, there were SO MANY horrific comments about these two. Implying women shouldn’t sail, they did this on purpose to be able to write memoirs (?), if they were stranded at sea why are they both so fat, they wasted taxpayer money on a rescue, etc. I was disgusted.

There is a difference between hiring a private citizen from a non-hostile foreign power and having meetings with government surrogates of hostile foreign powers. Not that Fox News watchers will understand the difference.

facemeltingly stupid

It makes me think back to that whole anchor baby thing. i thought these people hated anchor babies. Wouldn’t this child be one and they’ve decided they hate abortion worse than “anchor babies”

when i read “he came back with...,” i read it as the dog came back with the sweater, and i was like, INDEPENDENT DOG GETS WHAT HE WANTS!!!